Top AND Bottoms

It's been a while since I've updated but I have received my new bikini top as well as a different style of bottoms that the store was able to offer me. The picture below shows the new bottoms. They are a bit more skimpy that the other pair but something is better than nothing! Unfortunately, the material is a little rough and my neck was feeling a bit scratched up after having the suit on for just a few minutes. Hopefully, it will be more comfortable once I'm in the water. Now if only I could get my abs to look like the models. . .

Ta-ta's for now . . .

Underwearing

To piggyback off of Ms. Titty’s post, the website HerRoom.com has a nice feature that helps demystify the process of buying underwear for a particular dress – the feature is called “What's she underwearing?” The website does Underwearing features on the various kinds of dresses and outfits that cause big-boobed women consternation due the complicated underwear ensembles often required. The website shows photos of women wearing a certain kind of tricky outfit – strapless dresses, white t-shirts, LBDs – and then allows you to scroll over the photo and see what kind of underwear combination she’s wearing underneath. It’s kind of a neat feature.

Dressing

I went to Boston this weekend for the wedding of my boyfriend's old roommate. It was held at a gorgeous historical mansion surrounded by gardens and the couple chose to have the ceremony outside. I love weddings and most of the things that go along with them - dining, dancing, drunkenness - but I HATE trying to find something to wear.

I know exactly what I want to wear I just can't ever find something that fits. Most of the other women there were wearing very cute colorful spring dresses. The problem with dresses is that most of them have what I call "predefined boob spots." This means that if I attempt to put on a dress I will have a line through the middle of my breasts because they simply don't fit in the area that was designed for them. I can buy a dress that is several sizes larger and get my breasts to fit but this means that the rest of the dress is huge, which is fine when I'm trying to be a circus tent.

I would also love to be able to wear strapless dresses but that means I would have to find a strapless bra that fits. Last time I wore a strapless bra was when I was a bridesmaid in my cousins wedding. I was in pain all day but I didn't realize until I took the dress and the bra off later that evening that I was actually bleeding and would be left with scars.

So no more cute dresses for me. The dress I wore to the wedding this weekend was something I found on sale. It's certainly not my favorite dress but amazingly it fits and allows me to wear a regular bra. It's a heavy pea green dress that wasn't really summer wedding appropriate and has a stain on the right side. But it kept the girls so at least I didn't look R rated.

I was willing to rock the stain and just go with it. So, my boyfriend and I get to the wedding and of course the first thing I see as we're entering the reception - another woman wearing my dress. The exact same thing except her boobs were tiny. C'mon! This woman could have fit into a million dresses and yet she chose the ugly one I was forced to wear. And of course her's was stain free.

Ta-ta's for now . . .

Travel Time

It was pointed out on my last post that I may actually be in style this summer because mismatched bikinis are apparently the in thing.  I guess I can thank the ladies for keeping me in fashion!  Below is a picture of the bikini I ordered.

Myself,Tits McGee, and all four of our girls are out of town this weekend.  I'm heading to a wedding and Tits is at her college reunion.  This means that both of us will probably be dressing up at least once in the next couple of days.   Hopefully, things stay where they are supposed to instead of playing peek a boo. 

Ta-ta's for now . . .

Topless or Bottomless?

Shopping for a swim suit is something that many women dread; I am one of those women. I have come to the realization that I simply can’t find a swim suit that will fit at the mall. I have to go online to buy a swim suit that will even come close to covering me up enough. Otherwise, I’ll look like I’m trying out to be on the cover of the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Through my experience I’ve learned that halter top bikini’s with and underwire offer the most support and are the most comfortable choice for my girls. However, the number of options for someone with a 36 G European (36 i US) bra size is extremely limited. I’m lucky if I find two suits that might fit and even luckier if one of them isn’t absolutely hideous. I’m only 26, and while that may be old to some, I certainly don’t think I should be forced to wear a suit that even my grandmother would find revolting.

Well, I was swim suit shopping this week and I hit GOLD – or so I thought. As always, I end up looking at websites of companies that are based half way across the world because I can’t find anything that will fit close to home. But amazingly, I found a cute suit and I was thrilled. I ordered it immediately. After the total was calculated in to US dollars my total was around $90. So I messaged a few friends to share my excitement.

Then yesterday I get this email:

The position of your order is as follows:

FW74 Candypink 36 G Halter Biki 1 x £27.50 In stock.
FW75 Candypink L Bikini Bottom Sold Out.

Unfortunately we can no longer supply items that are sold out. If you would like to order any alternative items, please re-visit our website . . . We will send your order by 1st Class Royal Mail and it will generally be delivered with your normal post.

Awesome, I have finally found a top that will fit and now they are out of the bottom and won’t be getting more in stock. However, they are shipping the top to me anyway. Maybe since my huge jugs are finally covered up no one on the beach will notice that I’m not wearing any bottoms . . .

Ta-ta for now. . .

Big boobs, unite!

Hi, I’m Ms. Titty’s bosom buddy (ha!), Tits McGee! We share a common problem, which is that our boobs are big, and – for me – disproportionate to the rest of my body. I am a 34DD – not even that big, really! – but as a result, I’m an 8 on top and a 6 on the bottom, which somehow isn’t a shape that’s understood among women’s clothing designers.

Ms. Titty and I talk about this problem a lot, and how we think it’s gotta be pretty widespread. Like when you try on a dress that has a seam under the boobs, the seam always runs across your chest – not underneath, like it’s supposed to. Turtleneck sweaters completely dissolve the space between your boobs and your chin. You look totally obscene when you try on anything v-neck and/or strappy. And button-down shirts – well, let’s not talk about button-down shirts. I gave up on that dream long ago. And how about bras that cost no less than $60 and come in maybe 2 colors (generally nude and black) that you have to replace every six months?! Ugh.

Don’t get the wrong idea. Truly, we love our big boobs. We don’t want to sound ungrateful when we complain. But with the upsides – nothing’s better for getting a bartender’s attention at a crowded bar! – there are some downsides. With this blog, we obviously plan to vent quite a bit. But we also hope to share solutions to the most pressing boob issues out there. Stay tuned.

Boobs- Day One

So, yesterday after searching once again for hours to find a bathing suit that fits I decided to start blogging about what life with a larger than average size chest is all about. I wear a 36 G. I mean my chest isn't that huge but it always seems to be getting in the way and it's impossible to find clothing that fits.

I know, what you're thinking - What is she talking about?!?!? That's ENORMOUS!

But really, it isn't. First of all, I'm not a twig. My jugs, melons, boobs (whatever you want to call them) are pretty much in proportion with the rest of my body. Second, most women wear the wrong bra size so by comparison my size sounds gargantuan. I used to think I was a 38 DD. Boy was I wrong.

I know I'm definitely not the only woman who has trouble with big boobs. So, with the help of one of my best big bosommed buddies I decided to start this blog. Feel free to send this on to others who might want to commiserate or just want to learn what life with huge boobs is all about.

And just to clarify. This blog isn't about boobs being bad it's about making the world a better place for big boobies.